I'm just gonna leave this here.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 10/17/2016 at 14:31 • Filed to: None

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It’s LS3 powered.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/17/2016 at 14:33

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That looks safe.

Jcarr > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/17/2016 at 14:33

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Seems like a good way to die.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Jcarr 10/17/2016 at 14:36

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I literally had the same thought.

Ready for an adventure! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/17/2016 at 14:39

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Well, there goes ole’ Thunder Thighs...lol

Takuro Spirit > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/17/2016 at 14:39

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Nah its fine, in a crash you’re thrown clear of the danger.

Tuck and roll.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/17/2016 at 14:40

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MotoMan23 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/17/2016 at 14:41

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No wonder the seat is so brown.

and 100 more > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/17/2016 at 14:47

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I’m onboard with nearly everything about it. Except the handlebars. The handlebars look like mailed-in garbage. Seriously ruins the whole look for me.

They could’ve done something far more innovative.

ChooChooMotherFudger > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/17/2016 at 14:47

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The making of video. Its pretty fucking cool

Tekamul > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/17/2016 at 14:49

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That’s a lot of tire, but essentially no weight in the back. Why a bar instead of a steering wheel?

Someone is definitely going to die

Sam > Takuro Spirit 10/17/2016 at 14:50

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It’s not even a crash that is the problem, it’s being either sucked into the rear tires because you shifted in the seat, or having a giant rock thrown into your face by the fronts.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Takuro Spirit 10/17/2016 at 14:50

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I don’t think that will work as well as you think. Or maybe I just need to hit the gym more if that’s easy.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/17/2016 at 14:51

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Blondude > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/17/2016 at 14:52

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So you pin the throttle and your legs get ripped off. Nice.

Mattbob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/17/2016 at 15:24

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good luck turning and holding on.

AfromanGTO > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/17/2016 at 15:28

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So would this be classified as a car, 4 wheeler, or motorcycle?

Roundbadge > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/17/2016 at 15:47

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When I was in sixth grade, I was racing a car down my street on my ten-speed. The car wasn’t really participating...I was just trying to match their speed.

While racing down the street at 25 mph or so, in the April twilight, I missed seeing the massive chunk of concrete that had broken from the gutter and was sitting in the street. I hit the concrete chunk, and my bike leaped 2-3 feet into the air.

I immediately thought, “this will end badly”.

My bike landed, and for a moment, I thought my momentum was going to help me keep my balance. I thought, “Oh wow...I’ve got this!”

Then I woke up in an adjacent yard with road rash and asphalt embedded in my face. I was able to stumble home, and my parents got me to an emergency room where they said I had a concussion in addition to all the road rash, and I had to miss a week of school.

Long story short, that’s kind of how I picture dying on this thing. You know, minus the waking up part. It would be a wild ride with a feeling of amazement at the end...then nothing.

edit: ...or whatever your religion says happens after you die.

Tristan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/17/2016 at 15:48

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10/10 would daily.

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/17/2016 at 16:25

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But where does your foots go?

DynamicWeight > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/17/2016 at 16:41

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I have bad ideas... but usually they stop at the “Oh wait, I actually have to start buying things to make this happen” phase. Godspeed to these... these amazing human beings who just plow through until they’re done.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Tekamul 10/17/2016 at 17:02

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The engine seems more or less equidistant between the axles so with a rider onboard it seems there would be more weight on the rear than the front.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/17/2016 at 17:04

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It was built by the same guy who made Jay Leno’s Blastolene Special:

Tekamul > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/17/2016 at 17:30

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Right, but the fronts aren’t channeling an LS3. There’s nothing outback to push the power to the ground. This thing’s essentially going to spin in circles Everytime you touch the gas.